Friday, August 8, 2008

I wonder if Gandhi tested HIS mother's patience

Things the boy will no longer do without a fight:

- wear a bib
- wash his face (unless allowed to suck on the washcloth first)
- go to sleep
- drink his bottle (unless it is warmed to the proper temperature which varies depending on mood, allowed to examine it, chew nipple contemplatively, wave bye-bye with one hand)
- play independently
- listen to me sing
- play on the floor without eating it
- pose for pictures

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