Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Put! The cigarette! Down!
So according to the rags (or as I like to call them, "the news") Britney is spending $22 G's a month to get herself in shape. That's right - $22,000. A month.
First of all, I would never spend money on something as ridiculous as that. And second of all, who am I kidding? I totally would. If I'd paid off all my debt and set my family up for life and donated to every charity and traveled the world and ended global warming and still had twenty thou to throw away? Please. If it meant I could pull off a white bikini, hells to the y-e-s.
So give. What would you spend $22,000 on every month? No debt, no charity (we know you'd cure cancer first). This is pure fantasyland, peeps. If we can't be self-indulgent in real life, we can at least pretend.