Thursday, October 23, 2008

I'm looking at you, Missy.


Okay, somebody needs to start watching "The Pick-Up Artist" on VH-1 (the reality show, not the Robert Downey, Jr. flick) because if I don't get to discuss it soon, my head will explode.

8 comments:

elisava said...

i watched the first season pretty regularly, with full on open-mouthed awe. i haven't seen much of this season... i'll likely watch a VH1 marathon of it some dreary sunday...

Missy said...

I'll do my best. Although dude gives me the serious creeps.

I am trying to decide if I want to watch Rock of Love Charm School. Some of my favorite skanks are on there.

Ali said...

First of all, ROL Charm School? Yick. All the (now self-aware) bitchiness, none of the fun. I couldn't make it through a single episode. Second, dude is creepy in an AWESOME way. Take Bret Michaels' gawdawful fashion sense (times, like, 20. How is that even possible?) add some reeeediculous advice on how to pick up women, and you have a recipe for good times. ("Open-mouthed awe" hits the nail on the head.)

Elisava, I envy your early discovery. I wonder if Netfix carries crap like this...

Margot said...

I really want to be there for ya with the Pick Up Artist, Ali, but I just can't do it...I lasted about 5 minutes (which was at least 4 too long) on one episode. I just have to believe that this guy must mean actually physically hoisting a lady off the ground, not engaging her in conversational foreplay that leads to man-skank relations...

Ali said...

That's the genius of this program! The awful, delusional, yet SEEMINGLY SINCERE belief that this guy is a love guru! Add in jaw dropping fashion choices? It's like catnip to me.

Ali said...

The man hands out MEDALLIONS OF POWER! CAT-NIP!!!

Missy said...

Medallion of Power? I gotta get me some of that!

elisava said...

oh, don't envy me. it just means i watch FAR too much shitty, first-tier cable t.v.. besides, the first couple times i watched this show, i seriously thought that this guy was cris angel. in a pimp hat. the world gets fuzzy sometimes.....