Cindy vs. Sarah! FIGHT!
So we all know Sarah Palin's teenage daughter is knocked up. But I'm sure the father-to-be, Levi Johnston, is an absolute dream!
On a MySpace page subsequently taken down, Johnston boasts, 'I'm a f - - -in' redneck' who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. 'But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some s- - - and just f - - -in' chillin' I guess.' 'Ya f - - - with me I'll kick [your] ass,' he added. He also claims to be 'in a relationship,' but states, 'I don't want kids.'"
Yep, an absolute dream. (Full article here.)