Dear Sleep Training,
They said you were tough. That you reduce grown ups to tears and can fell a non-sleeper in three days flat. I was pretty nervous when my folks sprung you on me but now that you're here I just want to say one thing: I am totally kicking your ass!
You think you're so smart with your "bedtime routine" and refusal to let me get overtired. Please. I had teeth at 3 months! I can do anything! Heck, I can work up such a rage I'll PULL MY OWN DIAPER OFF! See that? I just screamed so loud I freaked out the cats. I'm working on finding just the right pitch so they'll attack each other. I figure I'll have it mastered by Sunday.
Cry It Out? You're in my house now, motherfoofer. Cry It On!
3 comments:
HAH!
At some point we will work on this at our house, too. Oh the joys!
At least you still have your sense of humor :), right?
Cry it on, indeed... ha!
CIO and weaning at the same time? Sheesh woman...
I have to admit to walking around yesterday saying Motherfoofer! to Eric at random times. And Cry it ON!
Because you're so darned funny.
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