Thursday, April 3, 2008

Even I know this is a bad idea...

So we've all heard that Madonna is remaking Casablanca, right? Oh. Well, Madonna's remaking Casablanca. And guess who starring in it? MADONNA! 'Cause who needs Ingrid Bergman when you've got Madge.

And in other news, it's the moment we (and by "we" I sure as shit mean "me") have all been waiting for: in next week's Rock of Love Brett Michaels finally appears SANS BANDANNA. (On a related note, last night I had a dream that I was on a date with Mr. Michaels. He was angling for a hummer, which I wisely refused to give. Good to know that even my subconscious knows better than to sexually service a man in a wig.)


Missy said...

No wig??? No way!!!

I had a dream the other night and the entire dream was Daisy bawling.

I woke up feeling extremely annoyed.

Missy said...

I meant to specify that I had a ROL dream.

In case you were confused.

Jeff is predicting a big win for Daisy.

Ugh. She annoys the hell out of me.

Valerie said...

Hey after you and Missy talked about ROL so much I'm now caught up on the episodes from the vh1 website (I even went back and saw first season - I couldn't help myself). And I have to agree about Daisy. I mean I agree with Missy AND Jeff. Ambre is the sane one but I don't think it's gonna happen. I think her independent capableness (and normal endowment) is just not enough of a turn-on for him.

Look what you've got me doing! Going on and on about ROL! On a blog!

Missy said...

Ha haaaaaaaa!!!! Welcome to the Dark Side.

I like Ambre too, and would like to see her win it, but like you I fear her lack of bodacious ta-ta's, and apparently now her age will do her in. Probably this week I imagine.

I can't figure out why Destiny is still there. She really isn't that interesting, and he doesn't seem to pay much attention to her. Perhaps it was the bit of added drama after her anger management problems came fully in to the light last week.