If you had a dollar for every onesie with a "clever" saying spotted on any given day, you could buy a new Bugaboo. That "Got Milk?" tee stopped being funny circa 2005.
Bowery Baby wracked their brains for some new adages to add to the local stroller set. Now, their online shop boasts more than 20 expressions, printed on cotton onesies and T-shirts, that display your baby's real inner thoughts (Chill with this alphabet thing; OPEC Rules!).
If you think you can do better, create your own witty phrase – the site offers custom options for parents with the gift of prose. Because no one knows your irreverent kid like you do.
Available online at bowerybaby.com.