Okay, this is how ridiculous the sleep thing is:
Matt has been trying to get Will down for about an hour now. He was finally starting to nod off but then he jolted awake. What egregious noise woke him?
The sound of me peeling hard boiled eggs in the kitchen.
Mind you, he was in the bedroom with the white noise machine going and the door closed. And he still heard me peeling eggs.
This is what we're dealing with, peeps.