So I think it's safe to say that when it comes to ridiculousness, New York Mommies are in a class by themselves. Between shuttling their two-year-olds to Italian For Toddlers ($45 a class) to shelling out $144,000 a year for a freaking nanny (that's $394.52 a day, peeps), these ladies take unnecessary spending to a whole new level. Take this little nugget, overheard while waiting to pick up my favorite three-year-old at preschool ($8,900 per year):
Overprivileged mom #1 to Overprivileged mom #2:
OPM #1: "I have to get Scarlet's hair done tomorrow for picture day."
OPM #2: "Do you go to Cozy's?"
OPM #1: "We actually go to this salon over on Madison. It's just so much easier than brushing it."
Seriously, it took every ounce of strength not to kick them down the stairs.