What happened to my ass?
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
I want glasses like that.
No, this has nothing to do with parenthood and yes, everybody's FB-ing the crap out of it but so what?
This is genius.
I've been awake exactly 43 minutes and have already cleaned up 2 rounds of cat puke and a giant lake of toddler pee.
Monday, August 9, 2010
This is what happens when I single-parent it.
For the record, it takes less than 5 minutes for a toddler to coat himself in Vaseline. And yes, I know this for a fact.